Here is another post just for the ladies, from the Love Doctor

So I had the misfortune of watching a commercial for a shampoo company, I forget witch one, that came on during my favorite show on Animal Planet, “Pit Boss” (The show about the midgets who rescue pitbulls). In this commercial there is a couple in a fancy resturant, presumably on a first date. The woman suddenly gets the urge to scratch her head (her scalp itches). But she is worried about what her date might think, he may never call her back.

So, I just wanted to take a quick moment to ensure all of the ladies out there, go ahead and scratch, scratch it really good and hard. If this scares your date away it was probably never meant to be. In fact don’t stop with the scalp scratch everywhere (yes even down there). While you’re at it don’t forget to fart, burp, pick your nose, and get up from the table to go to the powder room, but not before proclaiming “I gotta go take a dump.” If this relationship is going to work wouldn’t it be nice to get all of this stuff out of the way on the first date. This could be the beginning of a wonderful longterm relationship of burping, farting, scratching, and while you’re at it honey, could you comb my back hair? And to think it all started with a little head scratch.